Working Late

The reason the tooth fairy left your tooth

under your pillow without leaving a coin

is because yesterday two great white sharks

collided head-on off the coast of Brisbane

and each one lost all its teeth and of course

this falls under the tooth fairy's jurisidiction

so she had to go there not to give the sharks

coins since what use would a shark have for

hard currency but to collect all the fallen

teeth and take them back to her lab where

the challenging part was to sort out which

tooth belonged to which shark since they 

were about the same size but the tooth fairy

takes great pride in her work and sometimes

gets lost in it and I guess she just missed

the tiny light on the wall map indicating

your tooth but by now she must be aware

of it so why don't we try the same thing 

tonight? I promise it won't happen again.